Native Chicagoan (don't be a nitpicker about it!), adopted New Orleanean, reluctant Tucsonan, chasing after my PhD in Physics at the U of A. I'm a Libertarian, a member of the Libertarian Freedom Council, a fairly active ACLU member, and, when I have time, a judoist. Studies trump all these days, as it should be.
"Ladies, form a line to my left for makeouts. Dudes, form a line to my right for high-fives."